This is more for my pleasure than most, but we got a fair few rants last year at the lack of facilities Maidstone had to offer. how crapping in a bag and throwing it into our woods wasnt seen as sufficient toilet facilities is beyond me but there we go..
We now have a nice new pitch at Aylesfrd rugby club just off the M20 with showers, toilets, changing facilities, and a nice warm bar with some food for afterwards. Looking foward to seeing you all again this season, and I shall even bring some quilted toilet role for when we play Epsom just in case ours isnt up to Mr Balentines ass cheeks standards.
maidstone have found the showers..
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Re: maidstone have found the showers..
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Re: maidstone have found the showers..
FERAL wrote: just in case ours isnt up to Mr Balentines ass cheeks standards.
wishful thinking mate.
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Good Job Joe
Shame we won't meet you in the league this year.
Shame we won't meet you in the league this year.
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Re: maidstone have found the showers..
FERAL wrote: I shall even bring some quilted toilet role for when we play Epsom just in case ours isnt up to Mr Balentines ass cheeks standards.
I understand Mr Ballentine prefers to use the neck of a swan
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I understand Mr Ballentine prefers to use the neck of a swan !!
Sheer Brilliance. That brought a bloody big smile to my face
Sheer Brilliance. That brought a bloody big smile to my face
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Beware the beak!
In glorious Black & White at a pitch near you.
Re: maidstone have found the showers..
Simmo wrote:FERAL wrote: I shall even bring some quilted toilet role for when we play Epsom just in case ours isnt up to Mr Balentines ass cheeks standards.
I understand Mr Ballentine prefers to use the neck of a swan
Best quote ever! lol
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Re: maidstone have found the showers..
Glad to Maidstone moving on to the rugby club with it's facilities hope it all goes well for you.
Swan's - don't you need Royal Ascent for that - it's not called swan upping for no reason
Swan's - don't you need Royal Ascent for that - it's not called swan upping for no reason
Re: maidstone have found the showers..
I'm starting to feel like Mark Bolan and TREX - there again he did crash in to a tree on Putney Heath and killed himself
Re: maidstone have found the showers..
too young- thank god
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Good luck with your first game at the Rugby club. Enjoy the showers