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maidstone have found the showers..

Postby FERAL Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:16 pm

This is more for my pleasure than most, but we got a fair few rants last year at the lack of facilities Maidstone had to offer. how crapping in a bag and throwing it into our woods wasnt seen as sufficient toilet facilities is beyond me but there we go..

We now have a nice new pitch at Aylesfrd rugby club just off the M20 with showers, toilets, changing facilities, and a nice warm bar with some food for afterwards. Looking foward to seeing you all again this season, and I shall even bring some quilted toilet role for when we play Epsom just in case ours isnt up to Mr Balentines ass cheeks standards.
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Re: maidstone have found the showers..

Postby Princess Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:17 pm

:lol:
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Re: maidstone have found the showers..

Postby KagedAnimal Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:22 am

FERAL wrote: just in case ours isnt up to Mr Balentines ass cheeks standards.


wishful thinking mate. :lol:
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Re: maidstone have found the showers..

Postby jsgi Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:40 am

Good Job Joe

Shame we won't meet you in the league this year.
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Re: maidstone have found the showers..

Postby Simmo Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:17 am

FERAL wrote: I shall even bring some quilted toilet role for when we play Epsom just in case ours isnt up to Mr Balentines ass cheeks standards.

I understand Mr Ballentine prefers to use the neck of a swan
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Re: maidstone have found the showers..

Postby cheekylaxstuff Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:26 pm

I understand Mr Ballentine prefers to use the neck of a swan !!


Sheer Brilliance. That brought a bloody big smile to my face :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: maidstone have found the showers..

Postby Blind Zebra Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:37 pm

Beware the beak!
In glorious Black & White at a pitch near you.
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Re: maidstone have found the showers..

Postby rr53 Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:29 pm

Simmo wrote:
FERAL wrote: I shall even bring some quilted toilet role for when we play Epsom just in case ours isnt up to Mr Balentines ass cheeks standards.

I understand Mr Ballentine prefers to use the neck of a swan


Best quote ever! lol
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Re: maidstone have found the showers..

Postby subs'R'due Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:59 pm

love this, best read ever :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: maidstone have found the showers..

Postby S_24_LAX Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:56 am

Glad to Maidstone moving on to the rugby club with it's facilities hope it all goes well for you.

Swan's - don't you need Royal Ascent for that - it's not called swan upping for no reason
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Re: maidstone have found the showers..

Postby S_24_LAX Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:26 pm

I'm starting to feel like Mark Bolan and TREX - there again he did crash in to a tree on Putney Heath and killed himself
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Re: maidstone have found the showers..

Postby FERAL Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:08 pm

too young- thank god
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Re: maidstone have found the showers..

Postby S_24_LAX Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:10 am

Good luck with your first game at the Rugby club. Enjoy the showers

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